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Kneeling High Jump Record





Are you aware that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP from a KNEELING position?

The record (0.757 meters) - remember this is from a KNEELING position - was set recently on a beach near Montpellier in Southern France .

This photograph was taken a split second before the jump - but it gives you an idea as to how it was achieved...





























































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I received this today, it does look like a Deerhound to me, and to be honest, this is how most of the fuests in my house get greeted!!!

Enjoy, a bit of Monday humour!

Helen,why are the guests in your house naked and on their knees??
Is there something you would like to tell us??

Not naked, oh, you know what I mean, do yours investigate guests with a wet nose in the backside?

Only if they've been eating Brodie's purina treats!!
No, I know what you mean,a wet nose in the backside certainly sorts the wheat from the chaff!!
TBH though,most people are too scared to come in the gate...

I forwarded this to people who have had the 'Murphy experience' at my house and they are all emailing back saying "It's Murphy"
UPS man knocked today, he called last week and met the dogs, today I put dogs in garden before opening the door, he gingerly stood there asking "Is the horse away?"

Did have a West AFrican meter man run up the road once!

[b]Lurch8252 wrote:

C'mon,what did they do to him?Not just the old "wet nose in the crack"trick surely?

lol!! very funny!!!

Murphy's bed is in front of the meter cupboard, door knocked, let him in, forgot to say "don't worry about the dog" when all of a sudden (think west african accent here) he shreiks, runs out the door, saying he had never seen such a big dog. He is now a regular meter reader and gets on very well with Murphy, if he can get him to move out the way of the cupboard that is.

My guests are usually clothed

HAHAHA!naughty Murphy!!

yes it does look like a deerhound - typical

I sure Elsie Grey could be good at this greeting!!

wallace wrote:


Oh, don't give her any more ideas please.....with her track record, it would be an X-rated greeting.....bad enough with the chap in jogging bottoms

Maybe she could combine two or more sports in one easy move..."keepy-uppy","high jump" and the "100 yard dash" in one cheeky move....or is that too naughty even for Elsie Grey?

hairybeasty wrote:


Oh don't you believe it Hairy, nothing is too naughty for Elsie Grey She would get a gold medal for those moves (You want to find 'the Bonking' in the ring thread from last year....I never lived it down )

oh where can i find that one?? havent heard that one and could do with a laugh

lurcherlover wrote:


I think it was under the title of 'Oh shame on you Elsie Grey' ...it should still be on here somewhere.

daisymay wrote:


Just found it...if you go to Advanced Search and then type in 'Ooohh the shame of it Elsie Grey' and then put 'Daisymay' in left hand box it will come up. You might have to scroll down, it was over a year ago now. (and I still have not got over it, took ages for the bruises to go down )

i have put that in but still cant find it!! usless woman!! must be doing something wrong!!