"She then of course thought it great fun to try and lick my face thus preventing me from doing the 'quick look round to see if the whole traumatic event had been witnessed before getting quickly to feet whilst trying to look composed and not in agony' move!"
Houndy houndy houndy, do you mean to say you still cling to the hope of maintaining your personal dignity with deerhounds? Oh dear oh dear. Only a short while ago I was letting my three out the back of my truck when for some reason known only to them, they decided to jump all at once, onto me. Naturally this happened on a nice sunny day at the beach, and of course all eyes witnessed the spectacle. My only consolation, while lying on the hard gravel, was that a fireman rushed over to help me up! Ha!
I didn't even bother feeling embarrassed because let's face it, with three deerhounds I am usually carrying about three pounds of poo in my trusty plastic poo-baggie. Where, I ask, is the dignity in that?