Well, Elsie Grey has shown me up again Last week after a lovely run at the park, we were about to get back into the car, when Elsie Grey spotted three men in tracky bottoms (they were about to go to the gymn)

Elsie Grey decided to say hello, not a problem I thought.... she found herself face to face with one chap (or should I say, face to face with his 'front bottom', to be polite!) I saw the look of puzzlement on her face, uummm...not sure what that is .

The alarm bells should have rung....but the others were admiring the dogs, so I stood proudly answering questions about their majestic stance & glowed with pride at my beautiful hounds...

To my horror, Elsie Grey snuggled into his crutch and proceeded to have a good old sort out and then jiggled the lot with her nose and 'played keepy uppy' with his private bits.... she bounced them from the top of her head to the end of her nose in the most proffessional manner... Beckham would have been proud of the raw talent!

The poor chap said 'Does she bite?'..... I then said 'No, not unless she thinks you have a treat in there'......Oh why oh why did I say that

Daisy May stood back with a very aloof look on her face...Elsie Grey thought it was a great new game Now I check the car park out from the bushes before going back to my car! Thankfully after the shock of it the chap laughed, but he did have a bit of a funny walk as he left

Sorry but that made me laugh. Good old Elsie Grey, at least she is consistant.

Consistant isn't the word I would have used at the time The chaps mates were crying with laughter

They were crying with laughter? you wanna see me now! hubby is wondering whats going on. It's the way you tell'em Kerry!

Brilliant!

Now thats funny

Brilliant - very funny - good on Elsie Grey

Maybe she thought it was sausages in there

That's just great, what a character she must be.

Pam

Oh Kerry, that's hilarious. What a wee besom she is.

Glad to hear Elsie Grey is back to top form she is hilarious

Good ol' Elsie Grey. Terry totally epathises with the guy in his trackies

hairybeasty wrote:


The poor chap would never had got away......she does like a sausage or two Just praying that nobody is wearing jogging bottoms at the Breed Show...or we could get an ASBO

daisymay wrote:


What would you have done if he'd asked to meet again some day

KimC wrote:


I would have washed Elsie Grey's mouth out and done a runner

Would love to see that,trying to do a runner with you going one way and Elsie Grey trying to go the other... ...might take a while..

daisymay wrote:

I would have washed Elsie Grey's mouth out and done a runner [/quote]

Horsepoo aint better. I've been washing borsoi-beak out for that reason today.

Long time ago, when i had my first dog, a german wirehair, he was running offleash at the beach in the evening. I thought we had it all to ourselves. We were wrong, a young couple was laying hidden in the scrub, in the middle of what i would call "family planning". He forced his curious wet nose and beard in between them, that was our contribution to reduce earth overpopulation for that day.

hairybeasty wrote:


I think she would win...paws down She is as stubborn as a donkey when she wants to do something, especially if it's naughty

KimC wrote:


Horsepoo aint better. I've been washing borsoi-beak out for that reason today.

Long time ago, when i had my first dog, a german wirehair, he was running offleash at the beach in the evening. I thought we had it all to ourselves. We were wrong, a young couple was laying hidden in the scrub, in the middle of what i would call "family planning". He forced his curious wet nose and beard in between them, that was our contribution to reduce earth overpopulation for that day.[/quote]

That's just toooo funny Let's not give Elsie Grey any more ideas, she's bad enough!

Elsie Grey had better not go to Sandwich Bay by the nudist camp !!!!!

wallace wrote:


We had better cover her eyes next time we go there...now it is getting warmer they might all be out There would be no stopping her!