Hope all you Scots have a great Burns Night,and put away plenty of Haggis and Whisky.I'd love to experience the night up in Scotland.

Me too - it sounds like a great celebration. After watching the series 'History of Scotland' I would love to visit there

What better way to celebrate than with a little scottish humour?

In the middle of foggy night in the North-west Atlantic.....two lights are heading directly for one another... and on the radio an American voice is heard saying "We suggest you alter course by 10 degrees to port". Back comes the reply "We suggest YOU alter course by 10 degrees to port!" Then the American voice says "This is the battleship USS Missouri leading the American Atlantic battle fleet. You had better alter course by 10 degrees to port." Back comes the reply "This is the Outer Hebrides lighthouse, but it's your call, Jimmy".
credit to rampantscotland.com
P.S. that rascal Rogue is back, I've missed him. Great pic and Burns poem on site deerhounds.blogspot.com/

It's the way you tell em Barb. That was really funny.

I've just been watching a couple of renditions of Ode to a Haggis and this one had me in stitches. Enjoy

Brilliant!